I’ve recently gone gaga for polka dots, and luckily, I can find them printed on everything! PRAISE BE TO H & M!
Last week was uncommonly warm, with temps in the high 80’s, and I didn’t know what to do with myself. I stood before my closet in my underwear and XL Piggly Wiggly shirt, scratching my head. “What does one wear to an office, when it’s hot as balls outside?” They don’t teach you that stuff in school!
Obviously, the best thing to wear is a shirt that breeeeeaathhsss. This top goes with the flow, and lets the breeze come right through to cool you down (ya know, when that sweet spring air blows through my cubicle while I’m making power point presentations). I just wear a solid tank top underneath, tuck it in, and I’m set.
I seem to have bought stock in shirts that borderline make you look pregnant but if you wear them just right look cute and flattering. They’re also good if you’re trying to hide your muffin top or feel like not buttoning your pants. (I, for one, do not condone keeping your pants buttoned while driving. I mean - what’s the point?)
But back to the matter at hand! It ain’t easy when you’ve got a busty bust. Cute warm weather shirts are usually disaster, and somehow manage to make my shoulders broader than they already are. This one saves the day, I feel manages to flatter my stumpy figure. I like that.
Here I am once again looking like a goon before rolling off to work last Tuesday. My friend told me I looked like I was going to party on a yacht - UH YEAH I WISH. I finally let my feet see the light of day instead of my stinky black flats, and it felt marvelous. Cheers to summer!